Friday 7 November 2008

MY childhood

If you are Msia's 80s babyjust like me, and this might be ur childhood, still remember we grew up watching Transformers, Thundercats,  Alvin and the Chipmunks (the cartoon version, not the movie 1) , Mickey Mouse, The Mask, Ninja Turtles (i was a big fan of it) , Voltron, Baja Hitam, Popeye, Ultraman n not forgettin SAILORMOON,  POWER RANGERS (i get interest in wushu becoz of power ranger, don laugh, its true)  n BUGS BUNNY!!! and etc. in primary school we had to brush our teeths during recess time,  had to hold plastic cups, line up with your classmates side by side and start brushing our teeths at some open area... or maybe near some drain?? and u must bring it or else u will get scolded by the teacher.  do you still remember that we had 'dentist' rooms where we had to have our teeth check? not to forget our 'program minum susu" in primary school.. everybody is suppose to buy like cartons of milk that costed 30 cents.. and you would see everyone drinking it everyday...its d UHT milk... the teachers who would want to punish us must use yellow rulers to hit us on our palms?? 1 metre length.. that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup only costed 50 cents at the school canteen...and the coca cola was filled in plastic bag, and we went to some sundry shop near the school or to the 'roti' man waiting outside our schools so that we can buy junk food like chickedees, mamee, ding dang with some toys in it, 'Ti Kam', ice-cream and we would play games like monopoly, uno,  old maid, and all other card games like that... another fun time would be during Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would play basketball while the girls would play netball... and we have to rush down to the ping pong court to reserve the table just few minutes b4 the recess time... but of course. the best would be main guli, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three', Cops and Robbers, main kejar-kejar duduk,getah... and for the not so active, those kind of 'book games' where we would use buku latihan to draw and ask our friends to play... and eraser whistling, i still remember i won a lot,  do you remember the ice-cream tubes which are actually ice and colouring that are sold for 10 to 20 cents.. the colourful ones.. where you usually bite off the top to glup it down.orange taste s b best..(pop-ice) what about days when we felt like doing naughty things such as folding papers so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot each other... how about throwing chalks?? back then, micheal jackson was just turning white.. and still had albums coming out.. compared to CD's, we were listening to tapes and cassette that sold for RM9.90, and we just start have computer class, and we were still using black and white computer monitors.. played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or NINTENDO.. well, are we all getting older or what?

 1) if you understand what you have read and you are smiling...
 2) we have friends from school that are already married...
 3) we shake our heads everytime we see high school students fussing about their handphones in school..
 4) we don't hang on phone with our  friends for hours a day talking about nothing...
 5) when we meet back with our friends from time to time, we feel excited and happy talking about old times, the funny 'adventures' or stories that we experienced as a kid..
 6) last but not least, that when you read this, you would think of all the happy & sad memories that you have experienced when you were still a kid and would think of forwarding this to your old friends that you have known since forever... i'm sure they would have a huge smile on their face after reading this.....

中国人 vs 马来西亚华人

中国人         :今晚你有空吗?我没空!
马来西亚华人 :你得不得空今晚? 我不得空!


中国人         :饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人 :饼干'漏风'了…。



中国人        :从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?

中国人        :难道他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?



中国人        :周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。



中国人     :我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦



中国人        :我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。



中国人        :这样你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不'歹'?

中国人        :你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)


中国人        :你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

中国人        :我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人        :为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?

中国人        :你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~


中国人        :明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!



中国人        :我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)


中国人        :你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)



中国人        :你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?


中国人        :你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~



中国人        :真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。


中国人        :你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~


中国人        :你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废



中国人        :XX你
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)


中国人        :迫切
马来西亚华人:bek chek


中国人        :我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)


中国人        :我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华人:我们结'分'吧!('婚'字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)


中国人        :今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉
长,然后没有下文了)

中国人        :哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!


中国人       :我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!