Zen Teachings

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.  Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.  In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air.  It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique.  Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.  Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

This is gold. Hope you get a laugh*.

*
When girls don't put out!!*

*This was written by a guy.....it's pretty damn smart.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart....

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it,
I
just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear....*

*'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I
was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.....

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with
excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's
go
to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.......but at least she knows
I'm smarter than her!!!*

bali 1

international departure terminal, for those who never travel to overseas,  i guess u never saw this area in KLIA b4... 

ass (architecture science student) were facing lot of problem during luggage scanning where most of us put our art knife or scissor in our luggage, including me, hey! thats our accessories mah...

our flight was Qatar Airline, quite nice...and it tooks about 3 hours then...

....we reached here, Bali airport...

local travel agencies were waving their banner to get attraction from their visitors

gather around after we found our travel agency in Bali, then after that ........

to be continue~~~~

Bali trip

as an ass (architecture science student) =_= we travel alot, and i just been to Bali recently for our project site visit, and we r going to design an annex spa in kuta beach which will be situated on the existing site of Innar hotel...

i`m back

wah~~~~ i totally forgot when is the last time i log in to write in this blog, and almost forget the login password..... recently was addicted to facebook while almost all my coursemate are crazy about it, there r so many things we can do inside, especially those quiz, it was fun, besides that, we oso enjoy photo sharing where we can tag the person inside the photo and give some stupid comment, sometime we even have our tutorial with lecturer inside facebook, crazy rite? 

祝我好運

今天，終於可以提起一點精神寫blog, 我也大概病了整個月，從一放假就病到今天， 不敢相信吧， 對啊， 真的，我有告訴過人但是沒人相信，有幾次差點暈了過去，醫生也差不多看了五六個。。現在經常都會做惡夢。。今年是牛年，運晨很差。。祝我好運吧