Zen Teachings
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Sunday, 6 September 2009
This is gold. Hope you get a laugh*.
*
When girls don't put out!!*
*This was written by a guy.....it's pretty damn smart.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart....
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it,
I
just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear....*
*'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I
was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.....
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with
excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's
go
to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.......but at least she knows
I'm smarter than her!!!*
*
When girls don't put out!!*
*This was written by a guy.....it's pretty damn smart.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their
heart....
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it,
I
just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear....*
*'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I
was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis.....
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling
with
excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's
go
to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.......but at least she knows
I'm smarter than her!!!*
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
bali 1
international departure terminal, for those who never travel to overseas, i guess u never saw this area in KLIA b4...
our flight was Qatar Airline, quite nice...and it tooks about 3 hours then...
Bali trip
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
i`m back
wah~~~~ i totally forgot when is the last time i log in to write in this blog, and almost forget the login password..... recently was addicted to facebook while almost all my coursemate are crazy about it, there r so many things we can do inside, especially those quiz, it was fun, besides that, we oso enjoy photo sharing where we can tag the person inside the photo and give some stupid comment, sometime we even have our tutorial with lecturer inside facebook, crazy rite?
Monday, 2 February 2009
祝我好運
今天,終於可以提起一點精神寫blog, 我也大概病了整個月,從一放假就病到今天, 不敢相信吧, 對啊, 真的,我有告訴過人但是沒人相信,有幾次差點暈了過去,醫生也差不多看了五六個。。現在經常都會做惡夢。。今年是牛年,運晨很差。。祝我好運吧
Monday, 15 December 2008
Friday, 7 November 2008
MY childhood
If you are Msia's 80s babyjust like me, and this might be ur childhood, still remember we grew up watching Transformers, Thundercats, Alvin and the Chipmunks (the cartoon version, not the movie 1) , Mickey Mouse, The Mask, Ninja Turtles (i was a big fan of it) , Voltron, Baja Hitam, Popeye, Ultraman n not forgettin SAILORMOON, POWER RANGERS (i get interest in wushu becoz of power ranger, don laugh, its true) n BUGS BUNNY!!! and etc. in primary school we had to brush our teeths during recess time, had to hold plastic cups, line up with your classmates side by side and start brushing our teeths at some open area... or maybe near some drain?? and u must bring it or else u will get scolded by the teacher. do you still remember that we had 'dentist' rooms where we had to have our teeth check? not to forget our 'program minum susu" in primary school.. everybody is suppose to buy like cartons of milk that costed 30 cents.. and you would see everyone drinking it everyday...its d UHT milk... the teachers who would want to punish us must use yellow rulers to hit us on our palms?? 1 metre length.. that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup only costed 50 cents at the school canteen...and the coca cola was filled in plastic bag, and we went to some sundry shop near the school or to the 'roti' man waiting outside our schools so that we can buy junk food like chickedees, mamee, ding dang with some toys in it, 'Ti Kam', ice-cream and we would play games like monopoly, uno, old maid, and all other card games like that... another fun time would be during Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would play basketball while the girls would play netball... and we have to rush down to the ping pong court to reserve the table just few minutes b4 the recess time... but of course. the best would be main guli, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three', Cops and Robbers, main kejar-kejar duduk,getah... and for the not so active, those kind of 'book games' where we would use buku latihan to draw and ask our friends to play... and eraser whistling, i still remember i won a lot, do you remember the ice-cream tubes which are actually ice and colouring that are sold for 10 to 20 cents.. the colourful ones.. where you usually bite off the top to glup it down.orange taste s b best..(pop-ice) what about days when we felt like doing naughty things such as folding papers so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot each other... how about throwing chalks?? back then, micheal jackson was just turning white.. and still had albums coming out.. compared to CD's, we were listening to tapes and cassette that sold for RM9.90, and we just start have computer class, and we were still using black and white computer monitors.. played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or NINTENDO.. well, are we all getting older or what?
1) if you understand what you have read and you are smiling...
2) we have friends from school that are already married...
3) we shake our heads everytime we see high school students fussing about their handphones in school..
4) we don't hang on phone with our friends for hours a day talking about nothing...
5) when we meet back with our friends from time to time, we feel excited and happy talking about old times, the funny 'adventures' or stories that we experienced as a kid..
2) we have friends from school that are already married...
3) we shake our heads everytime we see high school students fussing about their handphones in school..
4) we don't hang on phone with our friends for hours a day talking about nothing...
5) when we meet back with our friends from time to time, we feel excited and happy talking about old times, the funny 'adventures' or stories that we experienced as a kid..
6) last but not least, that when you read this, you would think of all the happy & sad memories that you have experienced when you were still a kid and would think of forwarding this to your old friends that you have known since forever... i'm sure they would have a huge smile on their face after reading this.....
中国人 vs 马来西亚华人
中国人 :今晚你有空吗?我没空!
马来西亚华人 :你得不得空今晚? 我不得空!
中国人 :饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人 :饼干'漏风'了…。
中国人 :从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?
中国人 :难道他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?
中国人 :周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。
中国人 :我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦
中国人 :我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。
中国人 :这样你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不'歹'?
中国人 :你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)
中国人 :你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)
中国人 :我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人 :为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?
中国人 :你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~
中国人 :明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!
中国人 :我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)
中国人 :你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)
中国人 :你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?
中国人 :你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~
中国人 :真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。
中国人 :你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~
中国人 :你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废
中国人 :XX你
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)
中国人 :迫切
马来西亚华人:bek chek
中国人 :我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)
中国人 :我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华人:我们结'分'吧!('婚'字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)
中国人 :今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉
长,然后没有下文了)
中国人 :哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!
中国人 :我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!
马来西亚华人 :你得不得空今晚? 我不得空!
中国人 :饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人 :饼干'漏风'了…。
中国人 :从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?
中国人 :难道他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?
中国人 :周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。
中国人 :我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦
中国人 :我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。
中国人 :这样你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不'歹'?
中国人 :你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)
中国人 :你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)
中国人 :我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人 :为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?
中国人 :你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~
中国人 :明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!
中国人 :我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)
中国人 :你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)
中国人 :你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?
中国人 :你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~
中国人 :真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。
中国人 :你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~
中国人 :你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废
中国人 :XX你
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)
中国人 :迫切
马来西亚华人:bek chek
中国人 :我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)
中国人 :我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华人:我们结'分'吧!('婚'字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)
中国人 :今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉
长,然后没有下文了)
中国人 :哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!
中国人 :我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia .....!?
Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia ?
Let's do some simple calculations here.
In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).
I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?
Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....
Calculation starts...
Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)
Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100
Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)
Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 .. can eat what?)
Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)
Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)
Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)
House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)
Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)
Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)
School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)
School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)
Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)
Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)
Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no internet
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...
EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....
How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???
Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?
How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?
Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!
What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!
Please comment boleh or tak boleh.
no wonder ah long is getting more and more =_=
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
TAXI IN KL, BE CAREFUL
On Saturday, 16th, at 6:45pm there was a girl aboarded a taxi at the Wangsa Maju LRT to return home. At the end of the road, the taxi driver stopped to pick up another passenger (male) who seemed to be going off the same direction. Well, the girl didn't suspect anything funny as they looked genuine, and he was going her direction and she was in a hurry. Little did she suspect that she was in for a huge trauma! But when she asked the taxi driver to turn into the junction where she lives, the driver pretended to miss it and the male passenger said that since they were already nearer to his place, why not send him off first and the driver politely asked my sister if that's ok and she thought she was doing a good deed! As soon as they got to the end of the housing area next to the big walls of the Academy TV3, the male passenger, locked all the doors and leapt to the back and held a knife at her throat and forced her to bend her head down - she had to give up her jewelry, and the $200 cash she had. Not satisfied with only that much, they threatened for more so they drove off to Maybank Jln Setapak and took out everything she had that was around 7:30pm ....The driver returned the card after clearing the account ! Then they drove off to the back area of Tasik Titiwangsa and dropped her off there. Left her with only $10 and ask her! to take another taxi home! she had to walk a long way back to the main road to get help and she is really traumatised by all these. Later at the police station she found out that she was not the victim that same day! Let's remind everyone we know, as it could easily happen to us too or to anyone we care about.
The lesson to be learnt here:
1. always check the plate # BEFORE you board a taxi.
2. always check the other things that a taxi should have - the driver's ID, the inside number etc etc
3. NEVER allow the driver to pick up another passenger - No matter what! If they do, get off and just pay the man
4. avoid taking the taxi alone, if you can.
5. be careful if it is after office hours.
The lesson to be learnt here:
1. always check the plate # BEFORE you board a taxi.
2. always check the other things that a taxi should have - the driver's ID, the inside number etc etc
3. NEVER allow the driver to pick up another passenger - No matter what! If they do, get off and just pay the man
4. avoid taking the taxi alone, if you can.
5. be careful if it is after office hours.
电梯往下坠时要做什么保命?
刚刚在EMAIL看到這個資訊息,觉得很重要,想讓大家都知道,以防萬一。是关于搭乘電梯遇上了電梯突然斷電,雖然緊急供電系統幾秒後就開始作用, 可是電梯還是從 13 樓迅速往下墬。還好當時記起曾經看過電視教的, 趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下,好在電梯在五樓終於停止了 ,॥ 真的有 撿回一條命的感覺!
當你面臨生死一線間時,當下的你所做的每一個動作將決定你的生死與否。生活 中,難免會坐到電梯,但是!萬一遇到電梯發生事故,迅速往下墜落時,你可能只有一個念頭 :「站在電梯裡準死定了!....
到底在電梯下墜時如何保護自己呢
第一、 ( 不論有幾層樓 ) 趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下。 -- 是當緊急電源啟動時,電梯可以馬上停止繼續下墜。
到底在電梯下墜時如何保護自己呢
第一、 ( 不論有幾層樓 ) 趕快把每一層樓的按鍵都按下。 -- 是當緊急電源啟動時,電梯可以馬上停止繼續下墜。
第二、如果電梯有手把 ,一隻手緊握手把。 -- 是為了要固定你人所在的位子,以致於你不會因為重心不穩而摔傷。
第三、整個背部跟頭部緊貼電梯內牆,呈一直線。 -- 是為了要運用電梯牆壁作為脊椎的防護。
第四、膝蓋呈彎曲姿勢。 說明:因為電梯下墜時,你不會知道它會何時著地,且墜落時很可能會全身骨折而死。-- 是最重要的是因為韌帶是唯一人體富含彈性的一個組織,所以借用膝蓋彎曲來承受重擊壓力,比骨頭來承受壓力來的大。
Monday, 20 October 2008
18SX in my blog!!!???
刚刚去看了朋友的BLOG,看到了这个东西
他说这是他爸爸从Philippine 带回来的纪念品
我想一定是送给他的吧
因为我觉得很适合他。。。
当我一看到这雕塑,就让我联想到这个。。
他说这是他爸爸从Philippine 带回来的纪念品
我想一定是送给他的吧
因为我觉得很适合他。。。
当我一看到这雕塑,就让我联想到这个。。
Thursday, 16 October 2008
one night in beijing~~nolah, in kl actually=_=
这是一个不眠之城 (BUKIT BINTANG) 为什么叫BUKIT BINTANG?可能是因为这里晚上看起来就象闪闪发光的星星吧
这个不是晚上七八点啦。。。
这个已经是半夜一点多啦。。。既然还有塞车现象。。。
这里有很多很另类的表演。。真的很好看。。。
两点多。。。
喂。。你们不用睡的咩???
我真的想不通为什么KL人那么夜了还不睡觉。。。换成如果在古晋,还没到九点你就可以看到像沙漠一样的街道了。。。
后来经过我深入的调查后,终於知道了真相!!!
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他们都是BATMAN或者 SPIDERMAN,晚上特别精神!!
拍戏记2
朋友 :喂。。这个星期四有通告,记得要来噢。。。
我 :什么?不行啦,星期四有课啦。。。
朋友 :是连戏,还记得上次下大雨你的榴莲没丢到吗?
我 :噢!对噢。。
朋友 :这次就是要连那个,你不来全世界就不用开工了
我 :。。。。。
还是一样的早上,工作人员set好场地
全世界准备
背台词和。。。。。榴莲~
好。。。把晨运绑好。。这次看你还往那逃?哇哈哈哈哈
好。。。榴莲准备好了!!!开始罗!!!
什么??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
不是吧!!!!
又下大雨!!!!!!!!!!!
到底是我的问题还是晨运的问题还是榴莲的问题????
为什么每次要丢榴莲就下大雨???
结果全世界回租下来的武馆避雨。。。(忘了告诉大家,这戏名叫<<谈谈情,舞舞狮>>是贺岁连续剧)
Friday, 19 September 2008
Thursday, 18 September 2008
拍戏记o
上个礼拜接到朋友的电话叫噢去拍戏,我说好罗,反正没事情做,闲着也是闲着,本来以为叫到我的肯定是那些本地制作的 “没人看连续剧”,那知道一到拍摄地点,walao eh...噢整个人傻去。。。啊!! 都是ntv7 里的大明星咧。。。我的偶像啊,walao eh... (山芭佬咩?)
粉红衣的是Mayjune(马来西亚明星偶像冠军)他真人真的是超美耶,很瘦很小只
黑衣大哥是蔡可荔(<情牵南苑>里戴倩云的老公)
你们有看NTV7 的戏先吗? 不然噢讲那么多你们都不懂。。。
记的这个肥肥吗? 他也是<情牵南苑>里赌场的ALONG
被MAYJUNE骂的是<独家追击>的主角 李晨运, 右边那个是说一口不流利华语的导演
啊。。。。放开我。。不要绑着我,我没钱, 我是<天使的烙印>的蔡佩旋,难道你们不认得吗?
这个是被我本大爷丢的一幕, 等上映时你们就可以看到这个大明星如何被我欺负了。。
嘿嘿
接下来就是丢这个了。。但是算他走运,到要拍这一幕时老天爷爷既然下大雨,害我没丢到晨运
等吧。。下次没这么好采了。。
eh? MAYJUNE....很热啊?
好啦。。躲在我后面会比较凉。。
笑了咧。。。都说很凉罗
啊。。。后面这位先生是那位啊?
噢。。是蔡佩玄先生啊。。。你也躲到我后面乘凉啊?
Tuesday, 2 September 2008
爱
爱是心中的一种感觉,
爱是很多很多喜欢加喜欢
爱就像火焰能溶化冰冷的心;,
爱一个人可以无期现,
爱一个人是不会在乎付出多少,
爱一个人需要用一颗真心,
爱一个人并不需要理由,
爱上一个人很简单,要忘记他却是难上加难;
爱情就像星星一样美,
爱情可以像月亮一样的浪漫,
爱情也可以像流星雨般灿烂,
爱情更可能像北极星一样的永恒,
爱情也像阳光那么的温暖,
破碎的爱情有如残星般凄美,
遗失的爱情就像漫长的冬天,
失去的爱情就像生命中没有了颜色,
远距离的爱情像心型的相思豆,有着满满的想念;
被爱就像被天使围绕在身边,有如黑暗中的一道署光,
一见钟情是一种缘份,
一眼万年是爱的魔力,
一厢情愿是种烦恼,
五百次的擦身而过,才换来今生的一面之缘;
女涡从亚当身上取出一根乐骨并把它移到夏娃身上;
使他们能在茫茫人海中能彼此相遇相爱;
放弃一个你爱的人是痛苦的,
承诺就想烟火,美丽却短暂;
承诺是分手时的一把无形刀,深深的割伤承经相爱的人;
实际的行动才是爱情长久的钥匙,
爱里头藏了一颗心代表珍惜,情字旁边依靠一颗心代表了陪伴,
唯有时间才能见证爱情。。。
爱是很多很多喜欢加喜欢
爱就像火焰能溶化冰冷的心;,
爱一个人可以无期现,
爱一个人是不会在乎付出多少,
爱一个人需要用一颗真心,
爱一个人并不需要理由,
爱上一个人很简单,要忘记他却是难上加难;
爱情就像星星一样美,
爱情可以像月亮一样的浪漫,
爱情也可以像流星雨般灿烂,
爱情更可能像北极星一样的永恒,
爱情也像阳光那么的温暖,
破碎的爱情有如残星般凄美,
遗失的爱情就像漫长的冬天,
失去的爱情就像生命中没有了颜色,
远距离的爱情像心型的相思豆,有着满满的想念;
被爱就像被天使围绕在身边,有如黑暗中的一道署光,
一见钟情是一种缘份,
一眼万年是爱的魔力,
一厢情愿是种烦恼,
五百次的擦身而过,才换来今生的一面之缘;
女涡从亚当身上取出一根乐骨并把它移到夏娃身上;
使他们能在茫茫人海中能彼此相遇相爱;
放弃一个你爱的人是痛苦的,
承诺就想烟火,美丽却短暂;
承诺是分手时的一把无形刀,深深的割伤承经相爱的人;
实际的行动才是爱情长久的钥匙,
爱里头藏了一颗心代表珍惜,情字旁边依靠一颗心代表了陪伴,
唯有时间才能见证爱情。。。
Monday, 1 September 2008
对不起
你一生会说几次对不起?
不知道?
那你一年会说几次对不起?
也不知道?
那你应该知道你一天会说几次对不起吧??
也是不知道??
那你应该知道你今天为了什么时说对不起吧??
对不起是不是成了你生活中的习惯呢??
使到你自己认为做错任何事,
只要说一句对不起就足够了,
一句不够说两句,
两句不够说三句,
不是每句对不起都能换来一句没关系的...
请珍惜你的对不起。。。
就说了100个对不起。。。
也要是为了对方好。。。。
也要是真心诚意的。。。
至少也要对得起良心。。。。
不知道?
那你一年会说几次对不起?
也不知道?
那你应该知道你一天会说几次对不起吧??
也是不知道??
那你应该知道你今天为了什么时说对不起吧??
对不起是不是成了你生活中的习惯呢??
使到你自己认为做错任何事,
只要说一句对不起就足够了,
一句不够说两句,
两句不够说三句,
不是每句对不起都能换来一句没关系的...
请珍惜你的对不起。。。
就说了100个对不起。。。
也要是为了对方好。。。。
也要是真心诚意的。。。
至少也要对得起良心。。。。
Saturday, 30 August 2008
男人女人
1男人选择女人,目光瞄准脸蛋,女人选择男人,心思放在钱包。
2男人吻女人是一种回收的贷款,女人吻男人是一笔放出去的投资。
3男人希望做女人的初恋情人,女人却想成为男人的最后情人。
4男人恋爱时用眼,女人恋爱时用心。
5男人的眼睛靠辐射,女人的心靠传导。
6男人追求女人,是迅猛出击,但结果往往雨过天晴,女人追求男人,则缓慢渗透,却可以滴水穿石。
7男人考验女人的办法是远走高飞,女人考验男人的办法是约会迟到。
8男人喜欢放出诱饵垂钓爱情,女人喜欢不惜血本守望爱情。
9男人恋爱后变得可怜巴巴,女人恋爱后变得神经兮兮。
10女人美丽的面容,是使男人拜倒的“迷魂汤”,男人的甜言蜜语,是使女人投入怀抱的“杀手锏”。
11男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单,女人恋爱喜欢将简单的事情弄复杂。
12男人无情地把初恋情人当做一次性饮料,满足渴望后毫不吝啬地扔掉,女人深情地把初恋情人当做哺育成人的乳汁,一辈子品尝他的回味。
13男人恋爱是因为无事可做,女人恋爱是因为好奇心驱使。结果是男人烦恼女人失望。
14男人希望女友经历越少越好,女人却希望男友经历越多越好。
15男人像陈酿老酒,随时间推移越发珍贵,而女人像鲜嫩的牛奶,保值期很短。男人越老越可爱,女人珠黄无风采。
16太美丽的女人让男人失去欲望,而太有钱的男人让女人缺乏安全感。
17女人失去了爱情会觉得很空,男人获取了爱情却觉得很累。
18男人怕别人说小,女人怕别人说老。
19女人用耐心化妆来掩饰自己的面容,男人用故作深沉来掩饰自己的内容。
20女人的青春标志一种价值,而男人的青春表示一种肤浅。
2男人吻女人是一种回收的贷款,女人吻男人是一笔放出去的投资。
3男人希望做女人的初恋情人,女人却想成为男人的最后情人。
4男人恋爱时用眼,女人恋爱时用心。
5男人的眼睛靠辐射,女人的心靠传导。
6男人追求女人,是迅猛出击,但结果往往雨过天晴,女人追求男人,则缓慢渗透,却可以滴水穿石。
7男人考验女人的办法是远走高飞,女人考验男人的办法是约会迟到。
8男人喜欢放出诱饵垂钓爱情,女人喜欢不惜血本守望爱情。
9男人恋爱后变得可怜巴巴,女人恋爱后变得神经兮兮。
10女人美丽的面容,是使男人拜倒的“迷魂汤”,男人的甜言蜜语,是使女人投入怀抱的“杀手锏”。
11男人恋爱希望把复杂的过程弄简单,女人恋爱喜欢将简单的事情弄复杂。
12男人无情地把初恋情人当做一次性饮料,满足渴望后毫不吝啬地扔掉,女人深情地把初恋情人当做哺育成人的乳汁,一辈子品尝他的回味。
13男人恋爱是因为无事可做,女人恋爱是因为好奇心驱使。结果是男人烦恼女人失望。
14男人希望女友经历越少越好,女人却希望男友经历越多越好。
15男人像陈酿老酒,随时间推移越发珍贵,而女人像鲜嫩的牛奶,保值期很短。男人越老越可爱,女人珠黄无风采。
16太美丽的女人让男人失去欲望,而太有钱的男人让女人缺乏安全感。
17女人失去了爱情会觉得很空,男人获取了爱情却觉得很累。
18男人怕别人说小,女人怕别人说老。
19女人用耐心化妆来掩饰自己的面容,男人用故作深沉来掩饰自己的内容。
20女人的青春标志一种价值,而男人的青春表示一种肤浅。
Friday, 29 August 2008
追女生3
最近大家总是问我哇有新目标了噢,那么快啊?你放得下之前的吗?那女生会美吗?干吗不约出来呢? 那好吧,就跟大家介绍介绍一下她吧。。她啊,矮矮的,我站在后面总可以看到前面,这是我最满意的部分,她眼睛圆圆大大粒,有双半圆圈的眉毛,鼻子嘴巴都是小小个的,他很孝顺父母长辈,这是我非常欣赏的,他重友情,往往我担心他会因此受到伤害,毕竟不是第一次了,希望这次所交的朋友是真心的,大家一定很奇怪我为什么那么了解她对吧? 没错,她就是我交往两年的女友,但是因为那天我说错了话让他很难受所以把我们的关系搞疆了,==对我而言她还是一样,是我最爱的人,可能现在他还无法原谅我,不过没关系,因为我知道他也是深深爱着我,他以前总是埋怨我没追求过他,因为我们是很自然的在一起,不过现在是个很好的机会对他展开重新的追求,对追女生我没经验,不过我会试试看,加油!!
Monday, 25 August 2008
追女生记 1
有个女生我很想追,他现在住在KL 可是要见到他很难,我不知道他会不会喜欢我,我想尝试去追,可是我又没追过女生,都不知要怎么约他也不知他愿不愿意出, 想送花,可是他好像不喜欢花,那送什么呢?香水?可是很贵噢,没办法啦,追女生不都是这样的吗?
爱情是什么?
爱情? haha 每次看到电视剧演到要生要死那样就觉得好笑,但是,那么好笑的事情既然会发生在我身上。。爱情来来去去 都在兜圈子, 现在我伤了你下次换你来伤我,甜的时候像倒一整罐糖倒进嘴里,苦起他真的会要了人命,爱情不是你付出了多少就会得回多少,反而得到最多的通常是付出最少的, 同意吗?为什么这么说呢? 很简单,让我来用科学的角度帮你分析,anything which has too much quanlity will lose the quality, anything which has less quantity will gain the quality, izzit logic?就是这样罗,能怪谁?怪自己太多爱罗。。。你们要吗?也给你们一点,反正人家都不要了。。
Sunday, 10 August 2008
人都是自私的
Thursday, 24 July 2008
LIMKOKWING UNIVERSITY
听说是一间贵族大学,我这个穷光蛋没想到也会和它扯上关系,学费说出来都会吓死人,活人也会被吓到啦(冷) 加加埋埋大概一年学费要四万多吧,还没加生活费咧。。HOSTEL 一个月RM8OO咧。。下KL的车费都要十多块一轮,哈哈,不过真是要托HONDA 和UNDP的福啦,我中了HDF奖学金,而且是FULL SCHOLARSHIP,原本打算打工到明年头才去UCSI,但是既然中了我就选最TOP最贵的大学咯,大家如果想要申请就到一下网址查查看
http://www.honda.com.my/hdf/01home.html
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